You wanna put what where??

So I went out to the island to help m w bear's iv. Yeah, that went well. The needle was friggin' HUGE. I have drill bits smaller than it. Poor bear. There was saline everywhere. M's gonna need another lesson from the dr. But don't worry, bear was ok once we stopped poking and started feeding her.

Now to cheer you up after talking about such crappiness I give you this. What kind of childhood does someone have that leads to this line of thought "You know what would make this turkey taste even better? Baking it on a huge metal dildo!" Take a look (its work safe).